Welcome to "Not Me!" Monday.
This blog carnival was created by MckMama as a fun way to 'fess up about some embarrassing or dumb things we've done ...by pretending we totally did not actually do them! To read what MckMama and everyone else have not been doing this week, check it out.
Happily, and amazingly I haven't embarrassed myself too much over the last week so I haven't much to report. But I didn't want to deny you all the opportunity to share what you haven't done, so here's a couple of things that I've not been up to:
I haven't spent the last few hours personalizing port-a-potties for our big fishing reunion party in two weeks. No, not me! That would be a ridiculous use of my precious three day weekend.
I didn't sleep for nearly two solid days this weekend. My five hours of sleep each night last week hadn't caught up with me rendering me a gelatinous glob of sleepy goo these last few days. (Who said you need less sleep when you get old?) No, not me! That would have been such lazy waste of time.
We didn't have to paddle home from a romantic harbor sunset cruise after Bill "fixed" the electric boat. (That darn boat - it's always something!) Not us. That would have been so embarrassing to paddle a sixteen foot piece of junk boat past our neighbors houses while trying not to crash into their lovely operational and sea worthy vessels!
That's it for me. What have you not been up too?